Wednesday, June 23, 2010

The Most Beautiful Woman in the Waiting Room

This thing is not all "gloom and doom."  There are some humorous moments from time to time, and I bet you'll find these more interesting than all that medical stuff.

The initial diagnostic phase of this process took just over a week, and my wonderful, supportive wife went with me to all my appointments.  These would typically be comprised of my submitting to some unspeakable test (which I face alone) and then the doctor's interpretation of the results.

I quickly surmised that my wife was the most beautiful woman in any of the waiting rooms, not only because (in my not very humble opinion) she happens to be one of the most beautiful women I've ever met, but also because I am always 25 years younger than all the other men going through this process!! 

Here's how it works... Charlene and I walk into a waiting room, sit down and wait for my name to be called.  Because they generally call several names at once, I get in line behind three or four guys with canes, walkers and grey hair, and they're looking at me like I lost my way to the fertility clinic.

This leaves Charlene alone with the ladies from the knitting circle.  Those who didn't see us arrive together must look at her and think, "Golddigger!"

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